Welcome to the Rotten School, a new series set in a boarding school that's rotten to the core. The school motto is Growth, Learning, Pizza. Meet charming conniver Bernie Bridges, his arch-rival Sherman Oaks, housemother Mrs. Heinie, Coach Bunz and Headmaster I. Will Upchuck, and the rest of the students and faculty in two stories that prove that while good is good and bad is better, rotten is the best of all!
The Big Blueberry Barf-Off!
Today we're having the world's grossest pie-eating contest! My ROTTEN HOUSE buddies against the wimps at NYCE HOUSE. Who can eat 25 blueberry pies? Will it get ugly? Who will barf first? Will we win? Dudes, Bernie B. doesn't know the word lose. Ready, set, EAT PIE! --- Bernie Bridges
The Great Smelling Bee
NO PETS ALLOWED at the Rotten School. Who me? Am I in trouble? Three guesses. I have my bulldog. Gassy, here with me. Does he stink? Well... yeah. How do you think he got his name? Give Bernie B. a break - how do I hide a fat, smelly bulldog before I get kicked out of school? --- Bernie Bridges
Author : Richmal Crompton
Performed By : Martin Jarvis
Published By : BBC Audiobooks Ltd
Runtime - 3 hours
Type : Comedy Classics Humor Humor
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Another welcome volume of stories in which Martin Jarvis, ‘the wizard of the talking book’, makes the voices of Richmal Crompton's scruffy hero William – and his gang of outlaws – his own. More...
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Author : Dan Gutman
Performed By : Angela Goethals
Published By : Harper Collins US
Runtime - 2 hours
Type : General Humor Under 10s Over 10s
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The members of the Get Rich Quick Club vow to make a million dollars by September. More...
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Author : Anthony Horowitz
Performed By : Grace Nickolas
Published By : BBC Audiobooks Ltd
Runtime - 3 hours 30 minutes
Type : Action & Adventure Humor Horror & Ghost Stories
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A humourous sequel to Groosham Grange, in which David Eliot is on course to win the Unholy Grail, a cup of magical power presented to the star pupil. More...
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Author : Richmal Crompton
Performed By : Martin Jarvis
Published By : BBC Audiobooks Ltd
Runtime - 2 hours 30 minutes
Type : Comedy Classics Humor Humor
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Ten stories selected and read by Martin Jarvis. More...
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Author : Roald Dahl
Performed By : Joely Richardson
Published By : Harper Collins US
Runtime - 5 hours
Type : Under 10s Over 10s Humor Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic
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Matilda is a genius with idiot parents -- and she's having a great time driving them crazy. Who put superglue in Dad's hat? Was it really a ghost that made Mom tear out of the house? More...
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